Katsushika Hokusai (Japanese, 1760-1849)
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Me before the police beat me to death and empty a clip in my back
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying